What a (((GRRRL))) Wants:
Currently:
Abe Vigoda - Skeleton
(On Repeat)

WHAT A (((GRRRL))) NEEDS

Agency
Tickets to the UK
P.M.A.
Serious Fun
A Chamber Orchestra (STAT)

Remember Eugene.

December 14, 2006
12:00 AM

Your Secular Alternative.

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Needless to say, Sufjan's really bustin' my balls this holiday season. I mean, I guess the dude has every right--perhaps more even than ME, considering his affiliations and all--to apply his much beloved blend of ambition and evangelism to the task of Christmas, but come on. A box set? How is that NOT designed to make us look bad?

Deliberately overshadowed by the great Midwestern hope or not, Parenthetical Girls finish what we start. Which is to say that--in spite of all the glowingly indifferent personal reviews we've heretofore received on this deal--you're still gonna have to download it. Merry Christmas.

"A PARENTHETICAL GIRLS FAMILY CHRISTMAS"

If It's Time For Christmas

Do You Fear What I Fear?

Carol Of the Season

Festive Friends (Forever)

Last Christmas, Pt. II

But seriously, folks:

The Group Parenthetical Girls plays A Parenthetical Girls Family Christmas; a Holiday celebration in five musical parts. All entries written and performed by (((GRRRLS))) past and present, featuring contributions by Matthew Carlson, Jeremy Cooper (track 4), Edward Crichton, Rachael Jensen, Zachary Pennington, Jonathan Sieloff, and E. Scott Yates (track 1). Hastily conceived and executed (as it should be), A Parenthetical Girls Family Christmas is the third installment of our semi-annual holiday EP series, and we (at least) are very proud of it. We've officially sold out of the limited run of handmade CDRs, so please accept this as our gift to you, dear friends, foes, and internet acquaintances--may these humble recordings grant you brief reprieve from the misery and desperation we are all sure to face in the coming weeks.

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Comments

Sufjan wouldn't approve your haircut, he'd say that the devil inspired it.

Also, his box set costs money, your EP doesn't. Who's the one with the true Christmas spirit?

Posted by: Davide at December 14, 2006 06:25 AM

I must admit, I stumbled upon you guys just today but I had to comment and tell you how much I love the Christmas album as well as the songs you've put up. I'll be sure to look into you guys very soon.

Posted by: Minh at December 14, 2006 08:42 AM

The songs are absolutely wonderful!

Posted by: Renee at December 14, 2006 10:14 AM

What a bunch of sexy.

Posted by: noelle at December 14, 2006 05:35 PM

Unhhhh That's what I like

Posted by: Phil the Groundhog at December 14, 2006 09:45 PM

does anyone have 04's christmas with parenthetical girls? i'd really appreciate it. thanks in advance.

peace.

Posted by: Indie Warhol at December 15, 2006 04:37 PM

does anyone have 04's christmas with parenthetical girls? i'd really appreciate it. thanks in advance.

peace.

Posted by: Indie Warhol at December 15, 2006 04:37 PM

do you mean the "christmas with the swastika girls" ep? because i have that. here's the link to it: http://www.slendermeanssociety.com/parenthetical/mp3/

Posted by: emily rose. at December 15, 2006 08:22 PM

not the swastika girls ep the one after that and the one before "family". i got three tracks but i don't know if it has five or not. cause the other two did. thanks emily.

Posted by: Indie Warhol at December 16, 2006 06:54 PM

Thanks for helping us out Zac!

Your entry is up and running.

http://www.last-christmas.com/commentary/26/day-20-die-another-day

Posted by: Alex Liebold at December 20, 2006 02:52 PM

reviiiiiiiiiiiieweddddddddddd!

http://urbanpollution.com/music/parenthetical_girls/works/a_family_christmas


Posted by: Benjamin at December 22, 2006 10:24 PM

amazing stuff.
best band of 2006 tbh.x

Posted by: Lucy at December 31, 2006 10:34 AM

Total crap. I bought this. If I had known I coulod have downloaded it for free here, I would have gotten the full length. Dang it.

Posted by: Paul at January 22, 2007 09:05 PM

Sorry to bum you out, Paul. Just to clarify: these tracks were only made available after all of the discs were sold out.

Posted by: zac at January 22, 2007 09:12 PM

when are the p-girls touring again soon?

Posted by: emily rose. at January 23, 2007 08:39 PM

I'm happy to see that you guys are getting more and more comments on these entries. I guess it means the Parenthetical Girls are getting 10 kinds of popular? Additionally, but not relative to anything, I will see you girls at the smell on the 17th. Good for everybody!

Posted by: coco at January 31, 2007 03:53 PM

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